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where $per night |
what you get |
bonus |
feast or famine |
star power |
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HIGH LIFE |
Stein Eriksen Lodge $910 800-453-1302,
www.steinlodge.com |
Luxury room with Scandinavian woodwork, balcony, and a jet-powered bathtub |
Down comforters, terry-cloth bathrobes, and
overnight shoe-shining service |
$21-$31 entrees like sizzling Szechuan-crusted
duck breast served to the melodious tunes of a jazz band |
The perfectly coiffed Stein himself, a 1952
slalom gold medalist for Norway |
| LOW LIFE |
Hidden Haven Campground $24 435-649-8935 |
A patch of ground for your tent, car, or
RV (with full hookup) with views of Interstate 80 |
Coin-op laundry, hot showers, and loads of
Twinkies and Doritos at the Hidden Haven General Store |
Crackers with Cheez Whiz, served with Château
du Coke 2002 |
No celebrities reported or expected...ever |
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HIGH LIFE |
Amangani $1,100 307-734-7333, www.amangani.com |
A suite with a kingsize bed, his-and-her
sinks, and a bathtub view of the Snake River Range |
Woven cowhide chairs, 35-meter swimming pool
(no, not in your room), and seaweed treatments at the Health Center |
Stoli martinis at the zinc-topped bar, and
seared onaga with gravlox at The Grill |
VP Dick Cheney and his tycoon pals |
| LOW LIFE |
The Hostel $53 307-733-3415 |
A private room for some quality time with
Spot (pets welcome) |
Ping-Pong and pool tables |
A burger at The Rocky Mountain Oyster (307-734-9438)...sorry,
they're not on the menu |
Three guys vying to be extras in a Warren
Miler movie |
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HIGH LIFE |
The Inn at Lost Creek $775 888-601-5678 www.innatlostcreek.com |
950-square-foot two-bedroom suite with two
master baths and a fireplace |
Rooftop hot tubs, ski valet, and "hot-stone"
massages |
Single-malt scotches in the Lobby Bar and
the 9545 Restaurant's poached Alaskan halibut with sun-dried tomatoes |
Hollywood action figures à la Clint
Eastwood |
| LOW LIFE |
Oak Street Inn $58 970-728-3383 |
Room for two, bath down the hall, and a five-minute walk to the slopes |
Sauna, TV lounge, and VCR (BYO movies) |
Takeout pizza from Baked in Telluride (970-728-4775) |
Author of this chart stayed there once |