2004 Tour de France: The Ultimate Guide Backstage Tour (cont.)
(Olivier Kugler)
What does Lance eat on the fly?
Pretty much the same things you would. Halfway through a stage, Armstrong grabs a musette, also known as a feed bag, from a roadside USPS team staffer. Inside: water, lemon-lime Powerade, a small bottle of Maximizer (a European energy drink), three Clif Shots, two PowerBars, and, on long stages, two bite-size portions of slow-burn carbsa miniature honey-and-
banana sandwich, for example, or a tiny custard-filled tart. Andrew Taber
(Olivier Kugler)
Hey, was that Robin Williams at the finish line?
Yup. The comedian, who owns dozens of bikes and rides nearly every day, is a Tour fan and a longtime FOL (friend of Lance). Williams can also be spotted zipping around in the first follow car. Back in the U.S., he shares insightful Armstrong beta in his comedy routines: "The French are always going, He's on some sort of chemicals.' It's chemotherapy!" and "He has only one testiclehe's more aerodynamic." Mrs. Doubtfire, please! E.H.
(Olivier Kugler)
Is there a lot of trash talk going on in the peloton?
"If someone cuts you off, you have a couple words with 'em," says former USPS team member Kevin Livingston. Beyond that, why waste precious breath? Instead, the peloton relies on a system of rolling justice: When a rider breaks one of the unwritten rules of good conductsprinting recklessly, say, or attacking when the leader has a flat or is taking a meal breakthe other cyclists make sure he gets pushed to the back of the pack. E.H.