CLIPPER INTERNATIONAL'S X-PRESS STAINLESS STEEL COFFEE/TEA PRESS
THE DEVICE: A gleaming 33-ounce beauty with a stainless-steel body that can sit directly on the Coleman to boil; detachable handle means you won't have burned fingertips.
THE BARISTA TEST: Makes enough coffee to clear the morning fog (or last night's Wild Turkey) from the brain; like Agent Cooper said on Twin Peaks, "Damn good coffeeand hot."
THE BITTER TRUTH: Unless you plan to rent a llama to lug it, save this one for the tailgate. Then again, says Mike, "If you're climbing an eight-inch off-width, it'd make great protection."
VITALS: Capacity: 33 fl. oz. Weight: 18 oz. $40; 503-335-9303
CUP.POUR.RI
THE DEVICE: Weighing just half an ounce, the Cup.pour.ri is the Ray Jardine of coffeemakersminimalist. To brew, fill the spoonlike wand with grounds, snap the lid, and swirl in boiling water to taste.
THE BARISTA TEST: A legit cup of American drip in one to three minutes. Need more body? Punch it up to high octane with several safety-pin pricks to the mesh.
THE BITTER TRUTH: Agitation method means the spill factor is high during bleary alpine starts, making Cup.pour.ri the sworn enemy of down bags and tent floors.
VITALS: Weight: 0.5 oz. $5; 877-942-6333, www.coffeegizmo.com
BIG SKY BISTRO
THE DEVICE: A double-hulled mug and plastic French press that multitasks as an oatmeal trough, it's also commuter-friendly: Why drop a five spot at the Coffee Hut when you can nurse a pint of Sumatra for a quarter?
THE BARISTA TEST: Makes diner-quality joe in four minutes; the fact that the screen has a relatively tight weave means no (large) grit particles are left in your teeth; 16-ounce mug injects enough caffeine to keep you focusedor looking for a tree to duck behind.
THE BITTER TRUTH: Grounds tend to steep at the bottom while you drink, so that last gulp of cold mud kicks like a balky mule.
VITALS: Capacity: 16 fl. oz. Weight: 7 oz. $16; 888-327-9908, www.porterproducts.com
GSI OUTDOORS ALUMINUM MINI-EXPRESSO MAKER
THE DEVICE: Boiling water percolates through espresso grind and then drips like Uncle Jed's whiskey still into the demitasse.
THE BARISTA TEST: If Alfa Romeo made a backcountry coffee maker, this would be it: sexy, frivolous, and fun as hellwhen it's working right. The beverage that emerges can carry you back to that week in Amalfi...or your last oil change.
THE BITTER TRUTH: It's bulletproof, but it weighs a hefty pound and change, not including the Ziploc of lemon peels. Those who drink from the metal demitasse better have asbestos lips.
VITALS: Capacity: 10.5 fl. oz. Weight: 18 oz. (aluminum version) $25; 800-704-4474, www.gsioutdoors.com