1. The Racer
Two rolls of the hem expose all four buckles. You're saying: I don't huck. But try me on the groomers. You're wearing: Spyder Training Pants ($150; spyder.com) and Salomon's stiff Falcon 10 ($850; salomonski.com).

2. The Jiblet
Baggy low-riders cover your heel and then some. You're saying: Film me skiing down these metal stairs. You're wearing: Orage Work LTD Pants ($230; orageski.com) and Rossignol freestyle Blast boots ($420; rossignol.com).

3. The Hard Man
Stretch fabric clings to the boot like Saran. You're saying: I just skinned 20 miles. You're wearing: Cloudveil Koven Plus Bib ($330; cloudveil.com) and Dynafit Zzero4 Carbon Thermoflex boots ($730; dynafit.us).

4. The Bubba
Levi's acid-wash dungarees snugged into black-and-white Salomon rear-entry boots from 1989. You're saying: Don't mess with Texas. You're wearing: A Cowboys Starter jacket and a Marlboro haze.