Don't make us say we told you so
You bought those all-terrain boards thinking you were saving yourself from the perils of blue-square groomers, where if the yahoos don't kill you, the boredom will. But there's another item that really can protect you—a helmet. (If you haven't noticed, ungroomed terrain can be lethal too: Western chutes are studded
with rocks, and those eastern hardwoods are, well, quite hard.) Thankfully, manufacturers have finally done their part to make wearing one appealing—cool, even—in terms of both comfort and styling. Most shells are padded with expanded polystyrene (EPS), a lightweight foam that absorbs one major impact by spreading the load and destroying itself
in the process. Most also have vents, and all are suitable for both skiers and snowboarders. Herewith, five of the best designs. Don't hit the slopes without one. —MARC PERUZZI

| MODEL |
CARRERA HERMANN MAIER |
GIRO FLINT |
LEEDOM LIMIT HP |
BOERI SHORTY POSTAL |
RED SKYCAP |
| THE LOWDOWN |
Close-fitting Speed Racer facsimile made of extremely hard ABS plastic. Large, mesh-covered earholes let you hear the boom when you go supersonic; Austrian eagle paint scheme ensures that weekend crowds will scramble out of the way. |
Bolt-on visor and pre-drilled holes for optional chinguard (shown) make perfect battle gear for boardercross events (snowboarding meets Roller Derby). Deep notch in back secures goggle strap when you're getting elbowed in the face. |
Patented ribbed EPS liner designed to absorb and spread impacts more effectively than standard foam. Neck "curtain" helps seal out cold and snow. CoolMax mesh liner keeps your noggin nice and dry. |
Subdued matte finish and urban-simple Harley styling don't scream, "Hey, look, I'm wearing a helmet!" Cut of lid accommodates a variety of goggles (try before you buy), and removable fleece pad keeps chinstrap from chaffing. |
The rare lid made with an expanded polypropylene liner, which is heavier than EPS and can withstand the repeated head bonks of half-pipe riding. Allows for unobstructed peripheral vision—but the guy you just cut off doesn't know that. |
| VENTING |
Two vents, assuming you count the earholes. |
None. You got a problem with that? |
Adjustable Active Air Flow System pulls lots of air through channels beneath the shell. |
Two adjustable vents up front let cool air in; two in back let hot air out. |
Two intake valves in front, two exhaust ports in back. |
| WHO NEEDS IT |
Besides the helmet's namesake, anyone who knows the joy of early morning speed runs on boilerplate. Warning: may induce cravings for Wiener schnitzel. |
Remember the guy whose ticket got pulled for skiing off the roof of the bar? Or the big and brooding boarder working on his thousand-yard stare? |
Destined for odd crossover appeal: New-school crazies will love that Jonny Moseley sports this model; gear freaks will dig its high-tech look. |
Everyone from terrain-park tricksters to Alaska's big-mountain hucksters. (Not recommended as protection from deranged civil servants.) |
Any flinging acrobat who's tired of answering the same old question: "Bro, how many fingers am I holding up?" |
| VITALS |
21.5 ounces; $179; 800-659-3527 |
25 ounces; $160; 800-294-6098 |
17.5 ounces; $144; 800-536-6995 |
19 ounces; $120; 781-551-9933 |
16 ounces; $110; 800-881-3138 |
Photos: Clay Ellis
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