All you had to do was sit still and watch. The entire globe, it seemed, would eventually stroll into Kadir's, some hitchhiking, others riding the infrequent microbus from Antalya. Night after night, these strangers would draw close to the wood stove to talk of geography, mouth lyrics, maybe fall in love. After days, or weeks, or even months, they would exchange e-mail addresses and hugs, and then drift on.
Cool School
Whirling Dervish 101
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By day these jesters slept, sat on the beach, or hiked into the pastthe interlayered ruins behind Kadir's can consume days of clambering. The Lycians, whom Homer tells us fought alongside the Trojans, were among the earliest residents of Olympos. Then came the Greeks, and then the Romans (succeeded, at various times, by the Crusaders, the Arabs, and the Turks). I followed one stone irrigation channel a few hundred yards to discover a roofless temple and a crumbled two-story house still graced with a mosaic floor where, I imagined, the children of antiquity learned to walk. Two immense sarcophagi, set in niches along a hillside, overlooked the sea.
One afternoon the arc of the beach, a strand of black stones and gray sand that ran north for more than a mile, led me on from the ruins. At the far end, past the last turquoise waves, a rutted road led to a steep paththe trail to the eternal flames that had been part of that first rumor. Half an hour uphill, I stumbled onto the foundation walls of a small Roman temple to Vulcan (the god of fire, not the planet of pointy-eared first officers). Just above it, a score of bonfires hissed; the chimaera, as they're called, have been burning for thousands of years, fueled only by a mysterious gas seeping from the rocks.
As night closed in, the Greek lettering on the stones around the chimaera left me measuring the hush of the past against the noisy future, ancient oracles against the global party. This was a tourism site for the Romans; even the Greeks were arrivistes when they came here. Today Turkish tourists hike up to light their cigarettes on the eternal flames, as if they were ancient Zippos.
When rain and then hail drove me out of the hills, I was simply too filthy to stand it anymore. The solar showers at Kadir's still cold, I checked out of Betty Ford and spent the next day driving slowly west along the Turquoise Coast, on roads that twisted over azure water and pebbled beaches. In Kas, a well-equipped center for yachting and diving, I stayed in a real hotel, with a pool and air-conditioning. I shaved. I went to a real restaurant, and ate calamari and grilled snapper with lemon. English yachtsmen wandered about while retirees complained about the price of boat tours in the harbor. It was lovely. And totally, deeply, boring.
In the morning, after one more hot shower, I rushed back to Olympos, arriving just in time for the Saturday-night bonfire at Kadir's. The Betty Ford Clinic was full, but one cabin was much like another. The toilets were a mess, but so what. Mickey was still there, and Happy, too. A woman belly danced to Nirvana. Some French people showed up. In Olympos, the good times always roll on.